Category Archives: Travel Stories Vignettes

are very short travel tales that are extremely interesting, informative, scary, startling, surprising, sometimes shocking, often unbelievable, punchy, to the point, often give pause, and what have you. These are very quick reads often taking just seconds–and some are so profound–they could just change your view of travel forever!

You wouldn’t believe the incredible stories people have told me about their travels. More than 1,750 world adventurers and travelers whom I’ve met in my own lifetime of travel have shared their stories with me, which, in turn, I share with you. Sometime I spent days with people carefully interviewing and recording their stories. Some of their tales were so very brief but VERY poignant and rightly deserve their time and place in my writings. Travel story vignettes here is the perfect space for some of them!

Strategic Temper Tantrums

 

Strategic Temper Tantrums

Do they Ever Work?

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Top: Temper tantrum tried to avoid long customs lines arriving in Italy from Greece. Result: abject failure. Cost this guy 4 extra hours!

Bottom: Temper tantrum exercised in a Madrid luxury car dealer-ship. Result: they fixed his car immediately! Saved at least a day!

The Speed Trap

Italian Riviera, 1964
by Michael Brein

(Reproduced from the Audible audiobook version of
Travel Tales of Michael Brein: My Best 100!
Written by Michael Brein; narrated by Gary Roelofs.)

Strategic Temper Tantrums

Do They Ever Work?

The Art of Miscommunication!

“I don’t always throw tantrums in my travels, but when I do, they most always work!” . . .

The_most_interesting_man copySuch might have said the world’s most interesting (Dos Equis) man, but, clearly, he doesn’t ever need to throw a tantrum, but some of us might benefit somewhat by doing so.

Here are a few vignettes of mixed success of temper tantrums strategically placed. A couple are outrageous; another may be more on a slow burn, but effective, nonetheless.

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Humor at a Cost: Urban Travel Myths?

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Crapper!

 The Airplane Loo: A Room with No View!

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There was once was a man named Donald who was using an airplane restroom, seated on the john, but who FORGOT to lock the door!

VERY large buxom woman, presumably from an Eastern European country, now proceeded to open the door and back her way into the restroom–the only way she figured she could–in order to be able to use the commode–for it would have been exceedingly difficult for her to negotiate turning around in order to do so.

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A Chilling Trilogy: Just Plain Bad Luck!

Just Doing the “Right Thing”

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An American couple and their child were driving in a Eurasian country when a little girl darted out in front of their vehicle. She was hit, but not seriously hurt. To do the “right thing,” the American man drove the little girl to a doctor in a neighboring village. To “show good faith,” he left his wife and child behind. He later returned to find that they’d been hanged by villagers who’d grossly misunderstood what happened.

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