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Michael Brein, aka The Travel Psychologist, is an author, lecturer, travel storyteller, adventurer, and publisher of travel books and guides. He regularly appears in newspapers, magazines, blogs, and radio programs on the psychology of travel.Michael is the first to coin the term travel psychology. As such, through his doctoral studies, work and life experiences, and world travels, he has become the world's first — and perhaps only — travel psychologist.Michael publishes travel tales ebooks — collections of stories on a specific travel subject, theme, or country: Travel Tales Monthly — a monthly, sort of book-of-the-month potpourri, bookazine of particularly good stories; and Collections — groups of similar kinds of travel stories on very specific subjects, themes, and countries of interest.Michael Brein resides on Bainbridge Island, Washington.You can view The Travel Psychologist blog and website at www.michaelbrein.com.You may email Michael at michaelbrein@gmail.com.

Travel Tales Monthly Bookazine

Travel Tales Monthly
No. 9 March 2015

Travel Tales of Humor: Funny Travel Stories

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My new Travel Tales Monthly issue No. 9 for March 2015, a monthly book-of-the-month bookazine, is now available in my eStore. Go to www.michaelbrein.com for more information and to purchase or subscribe.

Michael Brein’s Travel Tales Monthly Bookazine Issue No. 9 for March 2015 contains among the best travel stories from Michael’s huge collection of about 10,000 travel tales that he has gathered in interviews with nearly 1,750 world travelers and adventurers during his four decades of travel to more than 125 countries throughout the world.

This issue is all about travel tales of humor: the funniest travel stories so far! Why not laugh yourself silly with this collection of funny, hilarious, gut-wrenching, LOL (laugh out loud) travel humor. Oh yeah, we do our fair share of ridiculous, raucous, belly-achingly funny things when we travel. And, I ask you: is this NOT one of the most important goals of travel—to laugh ourselves stupid?

Thank God, the funny happens more than the horrific; the ludicrous more than the lame—travel is never boring and never lacking in wonderful, memorable funny causes célèbre that stay with us for the rest of our lives.

Whether falling through someone’s roof on a horse in Afghanistan; whether getting soaked by taunting the ‘fountain gods’ on a lawn at a castle; whether being thrown out of a restaurant in Buenos Aires for dancing on the tops of tables; whether chilling your wine in a bidet, the funniest travel moments that make you laugh are a welcome counter to those rare horrible travel events that make you cry. And it is also these memorable stories that remain with us, isn’t it, after all is said and done, in our travels?

Feel free to laugh out loud with these travel tales of humor presented here in this current issue of Travel Tales Monthly.

For many people, life is all about getting laid, lauded or loaded, but for many of us, it is more about sampling the lives, the cultures, the oddities, the sights, the sounds, the foods, the drinks, and the humor of the peoples of other lands.

For me, it is all of the above, but it is also about laughter. I like to laugh much of the time, and probably would ALL the time if I could. Laughing abroad is what makes travel especially memorable. Of course, we remember the times that we cry; but we do, indeed, also remember the times that we laugh.

Introduction to Travel Tales of Humor: Funny Stories.

Part 1

Travel Tales of Humor: Funny Stories is divided into two parts simply because there is so much material. Part 1 appears here in the current Travel Tales Monthly issue No. 9 Mar 2015 and serves as a general introduction to this subject matter.

Part 2

The unabridged, expanded forthcoming ebook Travel Tales of Humor: Funny Stories,  part of The Travel Psychologist Travel Tales Series, is a larger volume and includes both Parts 1 and 2.

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The travel stories in Part 1 consist mainly of the funniest personal travel tales of Michael Brein (me), the author. The travel stories in Part 2 are, largely, the funniest stories of world travelers and adventurers whom I’ve encountered and interviewed throughout my travels over the last four decades to 125 countries.

Mostly, your travels will typically be exciting and interesting, but funny things can and do happen to you at almost any turn along the way. The freedom from the typical constraints of home that travel offers us allows us to act and behave in ways that are often atypical and different from how we normally behave at home.

Thus, in travel, we can take a few more risks and chances and do a few more silly and funny things that we might not ordinarily do at home. With this expanded propensity for more silliness, of course, comes the opportunity for more funny times, more laughs, and more great memories.

For me, I’ve found that I’ve reveled in acting out the ‘Fool’ or the ‘Clown’ in my travels, very often making people laugh at my own expense. It is all in good fun. I’m not typically like this at home but more so in my travels.

I hope laughable events happen to you a lot. I sincerely hope that the funny travel tales of humor that appear in these pages make you laugh and give you a hint of what lies in store for you in your own travels.

If something fantastically funny happens to you, you deserve to also be in these pages!

Got a funny travel tale for The Travel Psychologist Travel Tales Series?

Please contact Michael Brein at michaelbrein@gmail.com.

What Travel Does for Me

The Magic of
*Travel Archetypes!

 What Travel Does for Me

That Is Unique to Travel
That Only Travel Allows
Me to Do

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The ‘Actor’

Travel sets the stage—the world becomes my stage—upon which I can create and act out alternative ME’s, relatively free from the constraints that my ordinary, mundane more controlled, more predictable, and more restricted life at home does not normally permit me—give me free rein—to do.

And why is that?

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Travel Tales Collections Bookazine

Travel Tales Collections
No. 8 March 2015

Toilet Stories

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My new Travel Tales Collection, issue No. 8 for March 2015, Toilet Stories, a monthly book-of-the-month bookazine, is now available in my eStore. Go to www.michaelbrein.com for more information and to purchase or subscribe. And if you are looking for something unique for your traveler-adventurer friends, my travel tales ebooks will fill the bill!

Travel Tales Collection, Toilet Stories,’ No. 8, March 2015, is part of Michael Brein’s Collections travel tales series and contains among the best travel stories from Michael’s huge collection of travel tales that he has gathered in interviews with nearly 1,750 world travelers and adventurers during his four decades of travel to more than 125 countries throughout the world.

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A Hint of What’s to Come!

The Pigs of Goa

I’m working on a new ebook and audiobook in my Travel Psychologist Travel Tales Series on funny travel stories. But I am also working on an ebook and audiobook of toilet stories as well. Sorry, but the latter book is also funny as hell! The sketch by my old friend Ted Keller about ‘outhouse pigs’ gives you a hint of what’s to come! I’m so proud of this ebook. Have a looksee!

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 *Travel Story

[Note: Definitely not for the faint of heart!]

This is in Goa, India. In fact, Goa used to be a Portuguese colony. It was not a part of the English empire and so the Portuguese influence still lingers in Goa.

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Travel Tales Monthly Bookazine

Travel Tales Monthly
No. 8 February 2015

Cons, Scams & Other Rip-offs in Travel 

My new Travel Tales Monthly Issue No. 8 for February 2015, a monthly book-of-the-month bookazine, is now available in my eStore. Go to www.michaelbrein.com for more information and to purchase or subscribe.

Travel Tales Monthly Bookazine Issue No. 8 for February 2015 contains among the best travel stories from my huge collection of about 10,000 travel tales that I have gathered in interviews with nearly 1,750 world travelers and adventurers during my four de-cades of travel to more than 125 countries throughout the world.

There’s not a one of us who hasn’t been at some time or other in his or her travel life conned, scammed or hasn’t fallen victim in one form or another to some sort of clever ruse or rip off, often perpetrated on unknowing travelers who are well-intentioned, sometimes naive, and often traveling ‘on automatic,’ i.e., not paying close attention to what is going on.

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A Dream Dinner Destination

The Maya Beach Hotel & Bistro
Stann Creek, Belize, 2015

by Casey & Carolyn Caughie 

 

The Maya Hotel & Bistro

Interview with Carolyn and Casey Caughie. Reproduced from Travel Tales Collections, Food & Drink, No. 7, February 2015, by Michael Brein.

[Michael] Let’s talk about your fantastic experience in Belize. When did you go?

[Casey] We went in January of just this year. We were looking for a place just to get away to quickly, to get some sun. We’ll typically go to Cabo or go down to Cozumel. We decided on a beautiful stretch of beach in Belize.

So we started out without direct flights to Cozumel. You have to go to Houston. If you have to go to Houston, you’ll need two-and-a-half hours more to get down to Belize. And so the light bulb went off . . .  “Hey, let’s go check that out!” So that’s how we got headed down that way to go down for a week of sunshine, be able to check out the beach, and get some diving time in.

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Travel Tales Collections Bookazine

Travel Tales Collections
No. 7 February 2014

Food & Drink

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My new Travel Tales Collection, issue No. 7 for February 2015, Food & Drink, a monthly book-of-the-month bookazine, is now available in my eStore. Go to www.michaelbrein.com for more information and to purchase or subscribe. And if you are looking for something unique for your traveler-adventurer friends, my travel tales ebooks will fill the bill!

The Travel Tales Collection, Food & Drink, No. 7, February 2015, is part of Michael Brein’s Collections travel tales series and contains among the best travel stories from Michael’s huge collection of travel tales that he has gathered in interviews with nearly 1,750 world travelers and adventurers during his four decades of travel to more than 125 countries throughout the world.

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Travel Safety & Security

I include some tips on travel safety and security for the sole woman traveler (as well as for anyone else, for that matter).  Note: some tips may appear elsewhere in other related posts.

TIP #1
DISTRACTION

Tip 1-1 Distraction

Never allow yourself to be distracted. Always pay close attention to your possessions and your surroundings at all times.

Periodically scan the quadrants that surround you as if they were the 15 min markers on a clock: i.e., 15, 30, 45 and 60 mins. on the hour.

Next time you see the Secret Service on TV, notice how they often appear to be scanning their surroundings in a similar manner.

This single most important way a pickpocket gets to rob you is to get your attention away from your possessions. The way he or she does this is to distract you. And there are a million clever ways to do this, such as dropping keys or other items right in front of you or by feigning to ask you a question, and so on.

TIP #2
‘RUNNING ON AUTOMATIC’

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Do not run on ‘automatic.’ Pay attention!

This is just a simple, all-important catch phrase that’s well worth becoming something of the ‘new mantra’ for overseas travelers and adventurers. I think the ‘ordinary’ tourist (one who’s not so particularly steeply immersed into the travel experience versus the ‘traveler,’ who is more travel savvy as a result of a more in-depth travel-life history) may too easily just pay lip-service to the notion that one ought to be running on all cylinders overseas rather than just ‘running (blindly) on automatic’ as we tend to do when we travel, just as we typically do when at home, when we need not be particularly ‘conscious’ or aware of what is just at the perimeter of our envelopes, bubbles, what have you — our personal psychological and physical space . . .

The above is not meant so much as a warning that “the sky is falling; the sky is falling,” as it is a bid that we all need to be more conscious and aware than we tend to be in our overseas travels. The world is ‘a changing’, so, please, pay (more) attention!

TIP #3
DAILY PATTERNS

Tip 3 Daily Patterns

Always vary your patterns.

The shortest distance between two points is usually the straightest-line between the points. It is too easy to become predictable in our comings and goings. All kinds people are looking to victimize people who exhibit regular patterns, i.e., who predictably, reliably, and dependably — and like clockwork — always do the same things, go the same ways, exhibit the same unchanging patterns — can be regularly, depended upon to be at the same places at the same time and exhibit the same patterns repeatedly.

The more your behavior can be predicted, the easier it is to ‘plan’ you to become a victim.

By varying your comings and goings you are less likely to ‘stand out’ or be noticed.

TIP #4
EXIT STRATEGY

Tip 4-1 Exit Strategy

Always have an exit strategy — a way out!

Avoid getting yourself into a situation in the first place that you cannot get out of if you have to. Not always easy to do. Probably the single-most frequent cause of people getting into trouble is where and when your options are reduced to the point where ‘there is nothing you can do,’ i.e.,

your options or choices go to zero! You may become a victim when you allow yourself to have too few escape options.

The best example of this is people hitchhiking: getting into a stranger’s car or truck at night by yourself or into a third-world taxi cab where your escape options are too few or non-existent.

Maintain some degrees of freedom. Hold in reserve some kind of an escape valve.

Sadly, a good deal of dangerous situations discussed in this book were for women travelers who wound up having NO or few degrees of freedom, that is, they got ‘boxed in’ into in-escapable situations in vehicles or with strangers and with few if any ways out.

TIP #5:
INTUITIONS

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Always trust your ‘instincts.’

If it doesn’t ‘feel’ right, the chances are very good that it probably isn’t. Better to over rely upon or over trust your intuitions sometimes and your so-called ‘sixth-sense.’

We are always trying to talk ourselves into ‘rational disbelief’ of unusual or unlikely situations and are prone to feeling and wanting to convince ourselves that ‘this cannot be happening,’ or ‘it cannot happen to me.’ — i.e, it cannot be happening, so therefore it is NOT happening; ‘This is too unbelievable,’ therefore. I DON’T believe it, and so on.

It is much easier to talk oneself into being complacent than it is to believe tor rationalize or convince yourself that something bad or horrible or unlikely is either about to happen or is actually happening.

Rationalizing, judging or ‘reasoning away’ a bad or difficult situation often robs you of invaluable ‘escape’ time, so that it can become too difficult, too late to deal with a bad event in a safe and effective manner.

Often paying attention to one’s inner self or gut level opens you up to attending to inner cues that you might tend to just too easily dismiss or rationalize away before it is too late.

It is better to be safe than sorry. If escaping a bad situation, because you err a little on the side of paranoia, just observe how good you feel when you finally manage to extricate yourself from a potentially troublesome situation.

TIP #6:
NO-GO AREAS

Tip 6 No Go Areas

Always consider where you should or should not go!

No stranger knows better than the locals, which places are to be avoided for safety’s sake. There are bad and worse neighborhoods to avoid during both day and night. If you ‘feel’ that an area is too remote, too quiet, too still, too dark, too many ‘questionable’ types hanging about . . . then maybe re-routing yourself is not such a bad idea.

TIP #7:
OVER-CONFIDENCE

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Be careful of over-confidence in both yourself and others!

‘Quantum,’ unpredictable, or chance events do pop up or occur from time to time that even experts may find difficult to deal with. It’s too easy to become over-confident that ‘I can deal with this.’ or ‘I can handle this’ (or anything) that comes my way or crosses my path.

All too often, unforeseen dangers pop up and happen to people who become ever-so-slightly less observant or prepared to deal with simply because they become too complacent or careless due to over-confidence.

TIP #8:
DRINKS

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Know that you get what you drink!

Never, ever, ever walk away from your drink! Also, do not drink (or shower in) the water!

Rule #1
(Is strictly common sense):

Never, ever, EVER leave a drink unguarded, even for a moment!

Who among us has not witnessed a girl (or woman) getting up from her table or barstool to go to the restroom, glibly abandoning her drink to anyone and everyone to be potentially tempted to do the dastardly deed as ‘slipping her a mickey‘ (dropping something untoward in her drink), i.e., something as evil as like a date rape drug or God only knows what other incapacitating substance!

Has it every really happened? You betcha! Such goings on have often been reported to have happened to travelers to Mexico, for instance. And it’s certainly not limited to there; it happens at home; it happens everywhere.

Rule #2:

When in doubt, don’t drink the water.

Bottled Water:

A corollary to this is that you get what you drink! Just never simply take a chance and drink that bottled water UNTIL YOU CHECK THAT THE CAP IS SEALED!

Bottled water is touted as the be all, end all for drinking water overseas.

They say that bottled water is as pure as a newborn baby. Maybe so. But they also say, “Hey, that’s nothing more than tap water!” Can you be sure you can trust third-world bottled water? Hell, you never know if it is just tap water, but the chances are these days that you can pretty much count on it being purified, with this one caveat, however.

All too often people simply will drink the bottled water without first checking that the bottle is COMPLETELY SEALED! Make absolutely certain that the cap is firmly SEALED to begin with!

Rule #3:

Be careful of the shower! Be aware that shower water in third-world countries CAN do you in!

Shower Water:

And, finally, here’s another thought about drinking the water. Well, I don’t suppose you think of shower water as something that you strictly drink, do you? But here’s something I’ll bet very few people really think very much about.

When you take a shower, water enters you just about everywhere — EVERY orifice: your eyes, your nose, your ears, your mouth, your skin . . . It can be tantamount to taking a drink. And, let’s face it: it only takes but ONE vermin to give you “Dehli belly,” doesn’t it?

Travel Tales Monthly Bookazine


Travel Tales Monthly

No. 7 January 2015

Women Traveling Alone:
Sexual Hassles & Assaults

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My new Travel Tales Monthly Issue No. 7 for January 2015, a monthly book-of-the-month bookazine, is now available in my eStore. Go to www.michaelbrein.com for more information and to purchase or subscribe.

Travel Tales Monthly bookazine Issue No. 7 for January 2015 con-tains among the best travel stories from my huge collection of about 10,000 travel tales that I have gathered in interviews with nearly 1,750 world travelers and adventurers during my four decades of travel to more than 125 countries throughout the world.

The January issue samples safety and security of the woman solo traveler (as well as women traveling together in pairs or very small groups)—the quest to achieve safe and secure, relatively comfort-able, unencumbered, and unimpeded travel throughout the world.

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